After all, it’s not always easy to big yourself up without sounding conceited or (even worse) desperate.
But did you know that one in three couples now find love online?
Also, chances are, we know we're not getting to hang out with that cute dog.
No, I don't want to "collaborate," and I know you're not actually looking for "models to shoot." And you say you're "a creative," yet you seem to have an identical minimalist aesthetic as every advertising major I went to college with.
‘People have to imagine how they’ll fit into your life, so describing yourself as a “bookworm and internet addict” makes them feel they’d never see you,’ explains match.com’s relationship expert Kate Taylor.
‘Play up your love of anything sporty, outdoorsy or public – like concerts and exhibitions.’ Wouldn’t you know, profile photos that demonstrate you playing your guitar or downhill skiing – even if your face isn’t showing – get more messages.
I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.
A peace sign indicates you are out of touch with the world.
Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.
He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.
At this point, I'm going to assume you're a feminist because why would you not be, and if you still have #Bernie in your bio, but didn't vote for Hillary, I strongly urge you to work out your mom issues.
All I see when you have Tiësto listed as your music, a stuffed-animal shawl over your neck and a photo of you with hundreds of people standing in a pool holding a floatie…is that you're so over molly that you're into ketamine now.